It makes no sense we're sure you know, The announcements have to GO! That's the way we became the Brady Bunch. IM AN ASSHOLE AND PROUD OF IT! This is a requirement of our licensing agreement with music Gracenote. Set a spell, Take your shoes off. Then a gentleman dapper stepped out of the crapper, And these are the words that he said:
All News Daily Roundup. John Wayne's not dead He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay? John Wayne's not dead He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Sung I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
Well multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be! I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it You know why? All News Daily Roundup. Elvis And I 4.
Gonna put on my long white robe Down By the riverside Down by the riverside Down by the riverside Gonna put on my long white robe Down by the riverside Ain't gonna study study war no more. Nothing really needed at all, but we had some action during each chorus with 'chickens' wearing disposable rubber gloves like swim caps and a farmer with a cardboard cut out axe chasing each other around. His land is biggest and his land is best From grassy plains to the mountain crest He's ahead of us all meetin' the test Followin' his legend into the West. Oh it ain't gonna rain no more no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck When it ain't gonna rain no more? So if you drink bug juice and a fly drives you mad he's just getting even because you swallowed his dad. He plays ball here and he rows here And I hope they teach him how to blow his nose here.